Two funny petitions

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Two funny petitions Apr 5, 2009 15:16:29 GMT

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Post by Gamoc on Apr 5, 2009 15:16:29 GMT

I was talking to my AP Chemistry teacher the other day, and some guys got people to sign two of the greatest and funniest petitions that I have ever heard of in my life.

The first one that we talked about was a petition to get DiHydrogren Monoxide out of our lakes, rivers, and oceans. How it killed so many people every year! I don't know how many people signed it, but a lot apparently did.

The second one that we talked about was a petition to get rid of Woman Suffrage. How woman don't need all of the suffrage that they get. Apparently, even more people signed this one than the DiHydrogen Monoxide petition.

If you really think about these. They're very funny!

†. a l i c e New Member Posts: 29	Two funny petitions Apr 5, 2009 23:55:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by †. a l i c e on Apr 5, 2009 23:55:10 GMT LOLZ!! I am amazed how many people sign things they don't have any clue about, most likely to sound smart. xD This could cause problems if anyone ever decided to exploit our stupidity in this way!!
	.:.Yeah, losing your heart's desire is tragic. But gaining your heart's desire... That's all we can hope for.:. <33

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Two funny petitions Apr 6, 2009 4:39:48 GMT

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Post by andrewlj2002 on Apr 6, 2009 4:39:48 GMT

Very true, alice. Most people, it seems, will sign anything without reading the "fine print," which more often than not, gets them in trouble. Not reading petitions doesn't quite have the negative effect not reading a contract does, though (especially silly ones like banning DiHydrogen Monoxide or Woman's Suffrage).

Stacey Morgan New Member Posts: 14	Two funny petitions Apr 6, 2009 10:06:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stacey Morgan on Apr 6, 2009 10:06:32 GMT I agree, H₂O can be a real pain sometimes. I used to drink Dihodomonoxide, AND LOOK AT ME NOW!
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Gamoc Administrator xD Posts: 2,479	Two funny petitions Apr 7, 2009 4:42:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gamoc on Apr 7, 2009 4:42:34 GMT And it's funny because they made the mistake of thinking Woman's suffrage was the same as Women's suffering.

LonelyArtist Full Member God DANG I'm sexy. ^_^ Posts: 238	Two funny petitions Apr 24, 2009 2:28:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LonelyArtist on Apr 24, 2009 2:28:07 GMT You're sure people didn't sign these for laughs? I would.
	Is it better to be brainwashed and educated or open-minded and ignorant? When humans figure out which is more important, there will be no more politics.

Gamoc Administrator xD Posts: 2,479	Two funny petitions Apr 24, 2009 4:12:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gamoc on Apr 24, 2009 4:12:22 GMT I'm pretty sure there were a few people who signed these for the laughs.

†. a l i c e New Member Posts: 29	Two funny petitions May 30, 2009 1:20:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by †. a l i c e on May 30, 2009 1:20:59 GMT Yeah, you're right, LonelyArtist, I'm sure quite a few people would sign these things just because they're hilarious. Come to think of it, I probably would. =P
	.:.Yeah, losing your heart's desire is tragic. But gaining your heart's desire... That's all we can hope for.:. <33

LonelyArtist Full Member God DANG I'm sexy. ^_^ Posts: 238	Two funny petitions May 31, 2009 23:22:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LonelyArtist on May 31, 2009 23:22:30 GMT Although...maybe we should get rid of dihydrogen monoxide. I mean, if you drink it for a year, if you quit you'll die in a week! Do we want that kind of drug in our systems? And we give it to our children!
	Is it better to be brainwashed and educated or open-minded and ignorant? When humans figure out which is more important, there will be no more politics.

Gamoc Administrator xD Posts: 2,479	Two funny petitions Jun 1, 2009 13:51:53 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gamoc on Jun 1, 2009 13:51:53 GMT You're absolutely right. We've got to do something about it!