The wish game

[Gamoc]

granted, but then you gain 500 pounds by stopping.

I wish that things were easier.

[Alichan]

granted, but you'd later become stressed because you have nothing to challenge you

I wish that I could get over my ex girlfriend

[Gamoc]

granted, but then you get a new girlfriend who breaks up with you and you can't get over.

I wish I had some chicken.

[Alichan]

granted but it comes to life and runs away

I wish that I didn't have to go to bed so early ><

[Gamoc]

granted, but then you wake up just so early.

I wish that I would decorate my mailbox with poison ivy.

[Alichan]

granted but you're the only person allowed to touch it

I wish that I could sit around and do nothing tomorrow

[Gamoc]

granted, but then you die out of boredom.

I wish that I wasn't the only person who could touch my mailbox decorated with ivy.

[Alichan]

granted but then everyone mysteriously becomes allergic to it, so many people die.

I wish taht I could live forever with the person i love

[Gamoc]

granted, but you find yourself having become straight.

I wish I had a hamster.

[Alichan]

granted, but it turns out to be a vampire hamster that starts to suck all your blood.

I wish my AP english class wasn't so stressful

[Mo]

Granted, but it turns out they canceled that class and you don't get credit for all the work you've already done.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Gamoc]

granted, but then your back aches worse that anything you've ever experienced.

I wish I would sit up straight more often.

[Alichan]

granted, but then you get stuck like that forever.

I wish that I had some ice cream.

[Gamoc]

Granted, but then you get a killer brain freeze.

I wish that I was one of the few straight people here.

[Alichan]

granted, but then you'd never fall in love.

I wish that I could be with the person I love